033 - Grasshopper

[deadly_ned]

I realize this is sort of coming out of left field. It's so far left that it's left the field and into the parking lot adjacent to said field.

But.


Is there anyone here who could help me build a catapult?


It's for a friend.

Comments

[darknessb4me]

Look, I'm sorry, alright?

[neverfeltbetter]

Yeah, yeah. I know. The flood made you do it.

[darknessb4me]

Yes, because I used to be that. I'm sorry.

[neverfeltbetter]

So that was you of the past. And you of the present doesn't approve of his actions?

[darknessb4me]

Yes.

[He hasn't killed someone for fun in like... days.]

[neverfeltbetter]

[He strokes his thumb over his lip thoughtfully. After a moment his hand drops away with a sigh.]

Okay. I accept your apology. But it doesn't mean I'll be turning my back on you anytime soon.

[darknessb4me]

Fair enough.

[neverfeltbetter]

Anything else?

[darknessb4me]

Do you really want to see what I can do with a pair of knitting needles?

[neverfeltbetter]

I'm sure I can just imagine.