033 - Grasshopper

[deadly_ned]

I realize this is sort of coming out of left field. It's so far left that it's left the field and into the parking lot adjacent to said field.

But.


Is there anyone here who could help me build a catapult?


It's for a friend.

Comments

[mightthinkthat]

I appreciate the offer, thank you.

[He may take him on it, depending entirely on how bored he gets.]

[deadly_ned]

I would probably suggest not arriving in a suit, though.

[mightthinkthat]

I work breakfasts, I'm quite familiar with the dress code.

[deadly_ned]

DO you make crepes? I've always wanted to try crepes. They're like pies except not.

[mightthinkthat]

I can. [Do things have to be like pies?]

[deadly_ned]

[Yes. Always]

Are they difficult?

[mightthinkthat]

Not... especially. Plenty of oil in the pan ought to suffice.

[deadly_ned]

I'll have to give it a try sometime.

[mightthinkthat]

I suppose you will! [It's a little odd that someone who makes a living out of cooking wouldn't know crêpes but it does involve eggs… which were never really alive? No, it's just odd.]

[deadly_ned]

[The trouble with the Piemaker is that he's a very select sort of chef]


Thanks. Thank you.

I'll.


Let you go now.


But thank you.

[mightthinkthat]

You're welcome.