033 - Grasshopper

[deadly_ned]

I realize this is sort of coming out of left field. It's so far left that it's left the field and into the parking lot adjacent to said field.

But.


Is there anyone here who could help me build a catapult?


It's for a friend.

Comments

[deadly_ned]

He asked me to help cater it.

[neverfeltbetter]

I found out the hard way, I was one of the subjects pictured.

[deadly_ned]

I'm sorry. I would say he didn't mean it personally but that doesn't make it any better.

[neverfeltbetter]

Hit pretty close to home either way.

[deadly_ned]

I know.

If you do have to associate with him, just. Be polite. He likes polite.

[neverfeltbetter]

Ned, I'm not very good at polite. [Especially with people he's somewhat still pissed at.]

[deadly_ned]

I just don't want him to feed me your liver.

[neverfeltbetter]

You're not actually Joking about that are you?

Okay, okay. I'll be on my best behavior.

[deadly_ned]

It couldn't hurt.