003 - Chocolate [Video]
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deadly_ned[The Piemaker is in the Barge kitchen, finishing up the last works of the day. On the countertop are two small pies for two graduated inmates, to be picked up or delivered when most convenient.
They're addressed to Megamind and Riddick, with Congratulations written on top. While the Piemaker was never a man to celebrate change, he could appreciate and reward it in others.
There's a third confection that's bothering him. It's the cake-pie. The cake-within-a-pie. The abomination and unholy mash-up of good and evil.
The Piemaker prods it with a spoon]
I'm not sure how safe this is to eat. I know I made it but it's. It looks..untrustworthy.
Never again, Cassandra.
They're addressed to Megamind and Riddick, with Congratulations written on top. While the Piemaker was never a man to celebrate change, he could appreciate and reward it in others.
There's a third confection that's bothering him. It's the cake-pie. The cake-within-a-pie. The abomination and unholy mash-up of good and evil.
The Piemaker prods it with a spoon]
I'm not sure how safe this is to eat. I know I made it but it's. It looks..untrustworthy.
Never again, Cassandra.
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Date: 2013-04-02 02:00 am (UTC)That is a thing of beauty.
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Date: 2013-04-02 02:02 am (UTC)And even then I'm not so sure.
I should torch it before it's too late.
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Date: 2013-04-02 02:10 am (UTC)In this case I think it's fair to say that it's lying in wait to rip the enamel from your teeth while you're sleeping with how much sugar is packed in.
If there was ever a food that could actively plot evil, this would be it.
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Date: 2013-04-02 02:17 am (UTC)Who needs to come up and take this thing away and eat it before it's too late.
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Date: 2013-04-02 02:26 am (UTC)Isn't.
Wasn't one abomination enough?
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Date: 2013-04-02 02:55 am (UTC)I don't really think cake-pies are evil. I'm just more of a pie purist. I like for things to remain the way they are.
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Date: 2013-04-02 03:00 am (UTC)That's sort of a lie, I like to invent things. Just not things having to do with pie.
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