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037 - Gypsy Tart - [Video]
May. 29th, 2014 08:02 am[The Piemaker stands in his kitchen, cutting up fruit. His dog, Digby, stands behind him, catching the occasional strawberry dropped to the ground.
This is pretty normal.
What isn't normal is that the Piemaker is doing it with what is very clearly a Dean Winchester Muppet sitting on both arms. And the two are having a conversation, with the Piemaker growling out words in a fake baritone]
Look, Squeaker, all I'm saying is that cake and pie are the best goddamn things in the world and you can't go without both in this world. It's not an either or situation.
I'm not making cake pies, Dean.
You're not fun.
I know.
....That strawberry?
Yes?
[Dean the Muppet stills on the Piemaker's arms, before abruptly attacking the half-finished strawberry pie Cookie-Monster-style, complete with om nom nom nom noises. By the end of it, man, muppet, and dog are sprayed with red. It's like a Hannibal massacre only more delicious. And with felt.]
This is pretty normal.
What isn't normal is that the Piemaker is doing it with what is very clearly a Dean Winchester Muppet sitting on both arms. And the two are having a conversation, with the Piemaker growling out words in a fake baritone]
Look, Squeaker, all I'm saying is that cake and pie are the best goddamn things in the world and you can't go without both in this world. It's not an either or situation.
I'm not making cake pies, Dean.
You're not fun.
I know.
....That strawberry?
Yes?
[Dean the Muppet stills on the Piemaker's arms, before abruptly attacking the half-finished strawberry pie Cookie-Monster-style, complete with om nom nom nom noises. By the end of it, man, muppet, and dog are sprayed with red. It's like a Hannibal massacre only more delicious. And with felt.]