008 - Pecan
Apr. 30th, 2013 08:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_nedSo.
As a first time Warden more or less mentoring a first time Inmate, there's this very important question that's been hovering menacingly near my head for the last few days like a demonic little helicopter and I would be remiss if I didn't at least ask it, even if I'm sure it's obvious to the more seasoned Wardens, Inmates, what have you.
...Is an Inmate's happiness more important than their graduation?
If you had to choose one, I mean.
And I think I should also ask to Inmates because I don't...like the unspoken divide and communication is usually an effective bridge over most divides..
What do you need from your warden to be happier?
[Private to Claire Bennet, Jesse Pinkman, the Marquis de Sade, and Megamind as a group]
Someone happened to tell me you're a dog person.
I'm trying to..rehome my dog, Digby. My Inmate is scared of them and it's probably best if Digby and I separated until my Inmate graduates. And I'd like to find someone to...borrow him, or take him, but if I don't find someone he'll have to go home and we've never been separated and I'm feeling a little...clingy.
As a first time Warden more or less mentoring a first time Inmate, there's this very important question that's been hovering menacingly near my head for the last few days like a demonic little helicopter and I would be remiss if I didn't at least ask it, even if I'm sure it's obvious to the more seasoned Wardens, Inmates, what have you.
...Is an Inmate's happiness more important than their graduation?
If you had to choose one, I mean.
And I think I should also ask to Inmates because I don't...like the unspoken divide and communication is usually an effective bridge over most divides..
What do you need from your warden to be happier?
[Private to Claire Bennet, Jesse Pinkman, the Marquis de Sade, and Megamind as a group]
Someone happened to tell me you're a dog person.
I'm trying to..rehome my dog, Digby. My Inmate is scared of them and it's probably best if Digby and I separated until my Inmate graduates. And I'd like to find someone to...borrow him, or take him, but if I don't find someone he'll have to go home and we've never been separated and I'm feeling a little...clingy.
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Date: 2013-05-05 01:14 am (UTC)I mean.
I'm about average intelligence. I wasn't. I didn't get very high marks when I was in school and I'm not a super genius.
No, I don't think I'm clever. If I was, I'd have found a way to solve my problems that didn't involve coming to the Barge.
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Date: 2013-05-05 01:26 am (UTC)How are you dangerous?
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Date: 2013-05-05 01:27 am (UTC)can't....
Tell you.
Please don't take it offensively. I can't tell anyone. Not that I think I'd put you in danger for not knowing. You're not in danger now.
It's only that I've gone for twenty years not telling anyone and it seems to work out just...fine.
Except when it doesn't, but that only very rarely happens.
I promise.
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Date: 2013-05-05 01:28 am (UTC)private
Date: 2013-05-05 01:29 am (UTC)You....
Really, really won't.
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Date: 2013-05-05 01:29 am (UTC)[And he cuts the feed.]