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[Locked against the Marquis de Carabas]

I would be very grateful and in debt to the rest of the Barge if no one told the Marquis I'd come back to warden a second time.

I realize it's not a ruse that can be held up for very long, as far as ruses go, but I'm very much at peace after having kissed my girlfriend and I'd like for that peace to last as long as possible.

Please. It's important.


[Locked to Lua]

I can...take over some of the kitchen work that needs doing now. Now that we've lost people. I'm a gap-filler.


[Locked to Alpha]

Sooo...


You need a job.

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Date: 2013-07-08 10:41 pm (UTC)
composited: (Neutral)
From: [personal profile] composited
Doable. If you're really lucky I'll teach you flairtending.

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Date: 2013-07-08 10:43 pm (UTC)
composited: (Facepalm)
From: [personal profile] composited
Tom Cruise in Cocktail and holy shit, that dates me.

Fancy drinks and bottle juggling.

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Date: 2013-07-08 10:44 pm (UTC)
composited: (Disdain)
From: [personal profile] composited
Then I'll get all the nonexistent tips and women.

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Date: 2013-07-09 12:12 am (UTC)
composited: (Are You Kidding Me?)
From: [personal profile] composited
Gee, thanks.

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Date: 2013-07-09 01:28 am (UTC)
composited: (Smirk)
From: [personal profile] composited
If you think that's intimidating you should see me when I really want to scare you.

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Date: 2013-07-09 01:31 am (UTC)
composited: (Considering)
From: [personal profile] composited
Not particularly.

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Date: 2013-07-09 01:35 am (UTC)
composited: (Glower)
From: [personal profile] composited
Access to technology. I wasn't allowed anything before. Stereos, laptops, iPods, and let's not get into the mess that is shaving when they're afraid of giving a guy a razor -- electric or otherwise.

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Date: 2013-07-09 01:37 am (UTC)
composited: (Pleased)
From: [personal profile] composited
Deal. I don't need a sling blade.

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Date: 2013-07-09 04:01 am (UTC)
composited: (Techwork)
From: [personal profile] composited
Because I'm a genius. I can do things with tech that nobody else can. Dangerous things. That's why.

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Date: 2013-07-09 04:07 am (UTC)
composited: (Alpha Knows Best)
From: [personal profile] composited
That's a good question. You've skimmed the file. What do you think I could do?

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Date: 2013-07-09 04:15 am (UTC)
composited: (Smug)
From: [personal profile] composited
Not inaccurate. [ smuggest of smugs ]

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Date: 2013-07-09 04:19 am (UTC)
composited: (Giggles)
From: [personal profile] composited
I can probably out cook you, too.

Life's not fair, Handler. Get used to it.

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