019 - Sweet Potato [Locked against Alpha]
Sep. 19th, 2013 01:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_nedProblem.
Very, very big problem.
You know that situation that happens when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie and you realize that what you thought was chocolate chips and looked like chocolate chips was actually raisins in disguise?
I think that might have just happened.
Only with...brains instead of raisins.
Four. Four brains. There are four people on this Barge that aren't themselves. My.....someone's switched people's chocolate chip brains for raisins and we need to find them.
Two wardens, two inmates. And I need help finding the raisins and putting them back to chocolate chips before something worse than mild disappointment happens.
Not to cause a panic or anything. No one's panicking.
[Later, Private to Charles Xavier]
Mr...Xavier? Charles Xavier?
It's Ned. The, um. Piemaker.
Very, very big problem.
You know that situation that happens when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie and you realize that what you thought was chocolate chips and looked like chocolate chips was actually raisins in disguise?
I think that might have just happened.
Only with...brains instead of raisins.
Four. Four brains. There are four people on this Barge that aren't themselves. My.....someone's switched people's chocolate chip brains for raisins and we need to find them.
Two wardens, two inmates. And I need help finding the raisins and putting them back to chocolate chips before something worse than mild disappointment happens.
Not to cause a panic or anything. No one's panicking.
[Later, Private to Charles Xavier]
Mr...Xavier? Charles Xavier?
It's Ned. The, um. Piemaker.
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Date: 2013-09-19 05:43 pm (UTC)Changed how? I thought he was basically human?
[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-19 05:46 pm (UTC)I don't know where he would have got machine parts but I haven't been to his room in a long while.
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Date: 2013-09-19 05:48 pm (UTC)I'll help. You can fill me in on what he told you while we get moving on it.
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Date: 2013-09-19 05:49 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-19 05:51 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-19 05:52 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-19 05:57 pm (UTC)It's just the only secure place on the ship, Ned. It's not gonna hurt him.
Although we might need help to get him down there.
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Date: 2013-09-19 07:15 pm (UTC)He's sort of holding my mother's recipe book hostage. But this is more important.
You're right. When you're right, you're right.
[ Private ] Jumping to Post-"Takedown"
Date: 2013-09-24 08:03 pm (UTC)And then he goes back to his room, spends a night getting the paranoid hairy eyeball from his boyfriend, and decides he's had enough time to think. He kicks up the connection again the next morning after breakfast.]
Hey, earth to Ned. Where we at today?
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Date: 2013-09-24 09:48 pm (UTC)And that I have my book back.
And that I'm guarding him from being murdered in Zero.
Where are we at with...you?
[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-24 09:52 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-25 02:56 pm (UTC)He's never grabbed me before!
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Date: 2013-09-26 01:33 am (UTC)Does your long term memory actually function? Do you not remember the conversation we just had about how contact and thus stabbings were a good thing to avoid with Alpha? Do you think that only applies to hugging?
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Date: 2013-09-26 01:36 am (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-26 08:56 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-26 09:20 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-26 09:26 pm (UTC)You understand? I can't protect you from not paying attention.
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Date: 2013-09-26 09:28 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-27 06:19 am (UTC)Okay. So. How'd that go then, besides the grabbing and the shouting?
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Date: 2013-09-27 11:52 am (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-27 01:32 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-09-28 05:02 am (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-10-01 04:31 pm (UTC)Cain expects me to lock him in a room somewhere and let people come at him because he's a vile example of a human being. That's not how it works. What does Alpha expect?
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Date: 2013-10-02 12:01 pm (UTC)[ Private ]
Date: 2013-10-02 01:57 pm (UTC)Well, you haven't done much to discount the doormat thing, buddy.
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