019 - Sweet Potato [Locked against Alpha]

[deadly_ned]

Problem.

Very, very big problem.

You know that situation that happens when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie and you realize that what you thought was chocolate chips and looked like chocolate chips was actually raisins in disguise?

I think that might have just happened.

Only with...brains instead of raisins.

Four. Four brains. There are four people on this Barge that aren't themselves. My.....someone's switched people's chocolate chip brains for raisins and we need to find them.

Two wardens, two inmates. And I need help finding the raisins and putting them back to chocolate chips before something worse than mild disappointment happens.

Not to cause a panic or anything. No one's panicking.

[Later, Private to Charles Xavier]

Mr...Xavier? Charles Xavier?

It's Ned. The, um. Piemaker.

Comments

Private

[shakenandlimp]

I'm sure you would. Nevertheless--

Can't you give any other symptoms? Is it like drunkenness, like madness, like battle rage?

Private

[deadly_ned]

If it was, we would have seen it by now. It's been happening for weeks.

So..it's little personality changes.

Like menopause and puberty.

My inmate put people through menopause and puberty.

Private

[shakenandlimp]

Ah. I see.

[like hell he'll admit he doesn't know what menopause is. He knows puberty at least and he'll go from that.]

Private

[deadly_ned]

So we need to be on the lookout for personality hot flashes.

Re: Private

[shakenandlimp]

Naturally.

[His face has gone particularly wooden.]

Private

[deadly_ned]

So just.

Be on the lookout.