022 - Caramel Apple

[deadly_ned]

[Public]

Is there someone here with a camera? A regular...picture-taking camera. Not a video camera. I mean. I suppose I could use the one attached to the communicator but it's sort of low-res and I didn't know if there was actually anyone whose job it was to take pictures.

..So...camera.

I know it's an odd thing to ask with the Barge fractured and in pieces but I wouldn't have asked if it wasn't important.

[Warden Filter]

Is there a plan for Dr. Lecter? He's out - or should be out - of Zero by now. Is someone watching him to make sure he's not...I don't know...pointlessly slaughtered and/or slaughtering over and over again?

Just. Curious.

[Alpha]

I need your help.

I need...you.

Comments

[neuropathy]

[ Don't mind the second where Nathan's expression approximates a person who was just punched in the throat. ]

--Yeah. Okay.

[ A beat. ]

Y'might as well hang onto it. You're gonna need new pictures and it'd be a pain in the ass to keep askin' me.

[deadly_ned]

Thank you.

It doesn't...have to be a one-person job. I've never taken pictures professionally before. There's no telling how bad I'd be at it.

[neuropathy]

I've only taken 'em at crime scenes. Y'could ask Peter, though.

[ Who appropriately is just down-thread! Nathan happens to know this for childhood hero related reasons, but there is no reason to bring that up. ]

[deadly_ned]

These would be significantly nicer than crime scenes. Although you might have trouble because the bodies here tend to. Move around.

Being alive, and all.

[neuropathy]

[ Nathan, who is aware of Ned's compulsory involvement in the recent proceedings (of total hideousness), treads carefully. ]

Guess there's an upside to everything.

[deadly_ned]

Taking pictures of living people isn't too different from taking pictures of dead people. Just. More smiles and less bulletwounds.