029 - Oregon Marionberry

[deadly_ned]

Show of hands;

Are there any new inmates bored and interested in taking a bit of a side vacation? It's just for a day. Half a day.

Food will be served.

[Private to River]

How's...everything? Your first week, I mean. How are you doing?

[Private to Alpha]

If you're not busy, I need your help for a project.

[Private to Ben]

Do you mind if I borrow Abigail for a day?

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[deadly_ned]

The CES. Which isn't edible but still as enjoyable as pie.

I hope.

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[synchronous]

It'd help if I knew what that was.

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[deadly_ned]

The....something..something...simulator.

It's like a holodeck. Very...Star Trek-y.

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[synchronous]

Ah. One of those places you need warden permission to access?

Sure, why not, count me in. [ He needs to familiarize himself with as much of the boat as he can. ]

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[deadly_ned]

Not to be rude or anything, but.


Who are you?

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[synchronous]

A [ not very polite ] new inmate who's bored.

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[deadly_ned]

Well.

Hello, new inmate who's bored.

My name is Ned. The Piemaker.

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[synchronous]

Dirk. No fancy title.

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[deadly_ned]

I didn't think piemaking was a particularly fancy profession.

It's nice to meet you.

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[synchronous]

Just to make sure, this isn't secretly a trick to get us to engage in rehabilitative activities, is it?

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[deadly_ned]

Only if you find dressing up in costumes and running around pre-programmed environments eating pie and playing with a golden retriever particularly rehabilitating.

In which case, you're welcome to sit it out.

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[synchronous]

Sounds non-threatening enough. When are you planning for this to happen?

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[deadly_ned]

As soon as I can reach a consensus of the number of people interested in attending.