029 - Oregon Marionberry

[deadly_ned]

Show of hands;

Are there any new inmates bored and interested in taking a bit of a side vacation? It's just for a day. Half a day.

Food will be served.

[Private to River]

How's...everything? Your first week, I mean. How are you doing?

[Private to Alpha]

If you're not busy, I need your help for a project.

[Private to Ben]

Do you mind if I borrow Abigail for a day?

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[ Spam ]

[surfaceshine]

[Dean opens his mouth to say no, or some form thereof, but he pauses and glances down at the deck in his hands instead.

Pulling one at random, he holds the 2 of Spades out to Ned.]

Here. Here is your damn card. Use it wisely, young padewan.

[ Spam ]

[deadly_ned]

[The Piemaker reaches out for the card, taking it and looking it over in his hands]

Thank you.

Those prequels were terrible.

[ Spam ]

[surfaceshine]

You ain't lying. You can't improve on perfection, but I guess no one told them that.

I'm just waiting for the day Ewan MacGregor shows up here and I have to figure out how to be nice about it before he flings me over the side with his mind or something.

[ Spam ]

[deadly_ned]

It wasn't Ewan MacGregor's fault. He didn't know what he was getting into.


Does this mean lightsabers are real?

[ Spam ]

[surfaceshine]

Anyone that's offered the role of Obi Wan knows what they're getting into and says no. Unless they're Scottish I guess.

Man I hope so. I want one.

[ Spam ]

[deadly_ned]

So do I.

Maybe we should be asking Iris.