037 - Gypsy Tart - [Video]
May. 29th, 2014 08:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_ned[The Piemaker stands in his kitchen, cutting up fruit. His dog, Digby, stands behind him, catching the occasional strawberry dropped to the ground.
This is pretty normal.
What isn't normal is that the Piemaker is doing it with what is very clearly a Dean Winchester Muppet sitting on both arms. And the two are having a conversation, with the Piemaker growling out words in a fake baritone]
Look, Squeaker, all I'm saying is that cake and pie are the best goddamn things in the world and you can't go without both in this world. It's not an either or situation.
I'm not making cake pies, Dean.
You're not fun.
I know.
....That strawberry?
Yes?
[Dean the Muppet stills on the Piemaker's arms, before abruptly attacking the half-finished strawberry pie Cookie-Monster-style, complete with om nom nom nom noises. By the end of it, man, muppet, and dog are sprayed with red. It's like a Hannibal massacre only more delicious. And with felt.]
This is pretty normal.
What isn't normal is that the Piemaker is doing it with what is very clearly a Dean Winchester Muppet sitting on both arms. And the two are having a conversation, with the Piemaker growling out words in a fake baritone]
Look, Squeaker, all I'm saying is that cake and pie are the best goddamn things in the world and you can't go without both in this world. It's not an either or situation.
I'm not making cake pies, Dean.
You're not fun.
I know.
....That strawberry?
Yes?
[Dean the Muppet stills on the Piemaker's arms, before abruptly attacking the half-finished strawberry pie Cookie-Monster-style, complete with om nom nom nom noises. By the end of it, man, muppet, and dog are sprayed with red. It's like a Hannibal massacre only more delicious. And with felt.]
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Date: 2014-06-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-06-08 02:36 am (UTC)It's the voice in my head that Dean left.
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Date: 2014-06-24 01:16 pm (UTC)I don't know much about everyone. The Barge only attracts the ends of the spectrum.
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Date: 2014-06-28 04:48 pm (UTC)[What's wrong with the dead?]
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Date: 2014-06-29 02:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-06-30 01:35 am (UTC)[Arthas smiles, oddly thin.]
I still think the limits of what you can do can be pushed. Should be.
We're both loyal. Is that good enough?
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Date: 2014-07-01 11:35 am (UTC)And I'm thinking about making that my next deal. Getting more autonomy over my powers.
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Date: 2014-07-02 09:40 pm (UTC)