002 - Cherry

[deadly_ned]

Happy Pi(e) Day. The day for both food and math enthusiasts to come together in a spirit of unity and baked goods.

Usually I offer a free pie to the person who can recite the most digits of pi but by the looks of some of the people here....that would probably not be a good idea. Only because we would run out of time and the pie would get cold waiting.


There is a definite out-of-whack ratio of supergeniuses here.

Comments

[megamind]

You said can't, first.

This makes you interesting. Who can't eat pie?

[deadly_ned]

People who suffer from gluten allergies.

[megamind]

You've never heard of gluten-free living?

[deadly_ned]

It's very hard to make a gluten-free pie crust. I've tried it. A few times.

[megamind]

When Oprah has a recipe you know it's possible. [ Just sayin'. ] Trust me. Minion knows every recipe that has ever been put out over Oprah.

you have no idea how long I've been waiting to make this pun.

[deadly_ned]

You have a cadre of ten Jewish men standing around just to memorize recipes from Oprah?

never change, you beautiful human being

[megamind]

...excuse me? Minion isn't Jewish. He's not even human.

\o/

[deadly_ned]

It's just the one guy?

Re: \o/

[megamind]

One fish. Yes.

[deadly_ned]

Your fish memorizes recipes from Oprah.

[megamind]

Among other things. He's a very accomplished cook and baker, too. We didn't often get the occasion for pie, though.

[deadly_ned]

With his...fins?


I would be happy to incorporate more pie into your diet where needed.

[Also very happy we seem to have gotten off the subject of why the Piemaker can't eat his own pies]

[megamind]

No, with the robotic suit I made for him. Duh.

Man, it's sad that Wanda left. She liked to bake. I never really got into pie. Managing having the right ingredients at the time was always difficult.

[deadly_ned]

Always with the sarcasm. Fine. With his fins. Apparently.

I've, uh. I've been there. Sometimes it helps to get a bit...creative, your first try. You never know when someone's thrown away a perfectly good strawberry.

[megamind]

What? No! I totally did make him a robot suit.

[deadly_ned]

How does he even operate the controls? I'm picturing in my head something along the lines of Dr. Seuss.

[megamind]

Neural transmitter. Wired right into his brain.

[deadly_ned]

You're Dr. Frankenstein.

[megamind]

That's rude! I am not!

[deadly_ned]

It isn't rude. It's a fact. You experimented on your fish and gave him neural implants.

[megamind]

I didn't experiment! That's so rude! I helped get him a body and mobility suitable to his intelligence!

[deadly_ned]

So he could...cook from Oprah recipes.

[megamind]

Cook, clean, sew-- do the things he enjoys. [ Look the fish was a happy domestic and they were heterosexual platonic lifemates. ]

[deadly_ned]

I'm curious as to how Minion knew he liked to sew before he had robot hands to sew with.

[megamind]

Well, the first robot suits were... well. I helped him. We didn't have the neural transmitter going. He learned to do things, wanted to try certain things. I didn't make him. But I assure you he was grateful enough to have hands.