010 - Blackberry

[deadly_ned]

[Filtered to First Floor - Red Team, affected and unaffected alike]


Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes.


[Filtered to Thomas MacLaine]

Stay right there. I'm coming to rescue you. Don't. Panic.

We're going to go kick some ass.

Comments

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[itstopped]

The lab. I'm... holding it down. [Or working, but whatever. He rubs his eyes.]

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[deadly_ned]

Red Three, are you going AWOL?

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[itstopped]

I'm holding my position.

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[deadly_ned]

Um.


Why?

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[itstopped]

Because... [Radios, gods dammit.] Uh, it's strategically important.

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[deadly_ned]

You're lying.

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[itstopped]

How is the lab not of strategic importance?

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[deadly_ned]

Labs are not of strategic importance in paintball. Come outside with us.

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[itstopped]

I could use the supplies in here to make more paint. [See, it's not a lab, it's a munitions factory.]

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[deadly_ned]

We don't need more paint. We need you. You're our man, Felix.

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[itstopped]

[Admittedly, if there's one thing that would get him out the door, it's probably that. He glances at the screen.] I'm not a very good shot.

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[deadly_ned]

You don't have to be. I'll cover you. We're more intimidating as a group, it's...group think. Wolf pack.

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[itstopped]

[As strategy, it's sound, but as seduction, it's not. Inviting the self-confessed bad shot with the game leg to be part of the wolf pack? Yeah, he suspects he has an idea what the plan is there. He turns to the camera, narrowing his eyes slightly, tone light.]

You know that most of my friends are on other teams, and that I'm probably here for treason. [Or whatever it is.]

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[deadly_ned]

The interesting thing about paintball is that if someone shoots you in the back, A: you're not dead, and B: you'll know who did it.

So if I turn around and my apron is covered in little red dots..