010 - Blackberry
May. 16th, 2013 10:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_ned[Filtered to First Floor - Red Team, affected and unaffected alike]
Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes.
[Filtered to Thomas MacLaine]
Stay right there. I'm coming to rescue you. Don't. Panic.
We're going to go kick some ass.
Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes.
[Filtered to Thomas MacLaine]
Stay right there. I'm coming to rescue you. Don't. Panic.
We're going to go kick some ass.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:10 am (UTC)Filter
Date: 2013-05-17 04:11 am (UTC)Filter
Date: 2013-05-17 04:12 am (UTC)My dog is colorblind too.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:14 am (UTC)...and I'ma still need you to load me up with the right color of ammo.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:15 am (UTC)...I'll do that right now. I'll write little numbers on all the pellets.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:17 am (UTC)If not the pellets, at least on the box. I'll come find you. Gotta see if I can find something in the art room first.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:18 am (UTC)What are you looking for in the art room?
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:19 am (UTC)I'ma look for a weapon that's a little more... suited for close quarters.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:20 am (UTC)I don't think they make paint knives.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:22 am (UTC)And I don't care; I'm going to make a paint knife. It can't be harder than turning a spoon into a shiv.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:24 am (UTC)That's not a paint knife. That's just a knife. You're making knives.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:26 am (UTC)And if it has a soft porous surface that holds paint instead of, yanno, an edge, I don't think you can call it a knife.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:28 am (UTC)I'm not sure what to say to that.
We are not making knives, Riddick. That's an inmate thing to do. We are Wardens, and we know better, and we will not make knives with which to stab people.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:31 am (UTC)And you... lack imagination.
[Which is the last thing that's going to come across the comm, because Ned won't see Riddick again until he slips out of a doorway behind him and shoves an unloaded vicious awful knife against Ned's back.
It's a soft poking sensation. It lacks a certain amount of horror. Also, no paint on it, so it's not actually an attack.]
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:32 am (UTC)Is this because I said I wouldn't pet you?
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:34 am (UTC)It's because you questioned my choice of weapons.
[He waves a paint brush in front of him with all the menace he would usually give to something that actually had any destructive capacity at all.]
Now do you want a paint knife?
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:35 am (UTC)Yes, please.
...You know, I'm almost definitely sure we call that a 'brush'.
Sort of the. More conventional term.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:37 am (UTC)Paint gun.
[And then rolls a brush across his fingers so that he's holding it out to Ned handle first.]
Paint knife.
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Date: 2013-05-17 04:41 am (UTC)[spam]
Date: 2013-05-17 04:43 am (UTC)Don't question my knives, I get touchy.
[He's actually joking, Ned? He just has a very good poker face.]
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Date: 2013-05-18 01:16 am (UTC)But it's a brush.
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Date: 2013-05-18 02:29 am (UTC)And now he's pouting at you, Ned.]
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Date: 2013-05-18 02:50 am (UTC)[spam]
Date: 2013-05-18 04:10 am (UTC)[spam]
Date: 2013-05-19 03:08 am (UTC)That's not fair. You're pouting and I can't handle you looking sad like that!
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