deadly_ned: (helpless)
[personal profile] deadly_ned
I'm, um.

I'm leaving.

Thomas - my inmate - he's...graduated, he's left the Barge, so I think that's...probably my cue to leave too.

I'm...terrible at goodbyes, and let's be completely honest, I'm quiet enough that most of the Barge doesn't know I'm actually here, so I doubt I need to stay very long.

That sounds terrible.

I'm sorry. Something's come up. I have to go.

[The Piemaker - nervous, clearly hiding something, and agitated - leans over to shut off his communicator. Unbeknownst to him, he'll be back in a matter of days for reasons not clearly stated in this post]

[Private to the Marquis de Carabas]

And now it doesn't matter what you know.

Good luck graduating, you....bad, bad person.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 04:11 am (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Salt and Burn)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
See, this is why your dog gets to go to the cemetery with you and my imaginary dog doesn't.

Because tiny correction back at you: the ones I deal with are undead and if they're not chasing me around the cemetery or the morgue or the shallow grave in the backyard, I'm not really sure what I'm doing there.

Happened a helluva lot more than twice.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 04:18 am (UTC)
surfaceshine: (I Doubt That)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
Maybe they should stop offending me.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 04:22 am (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Bitch Plz)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
You've clearly never dealt with a revenant.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 04:26 am (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Run for Your Life)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
Class of undead that usually come back with a little help from someone with too much time on their hands and the right spell; they're like angry ghosts but with a body, and they absolutely know exactly what they're doing when they go after the people they've still got a grudge against.

Fucking quick on their feet, too.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 04:28 am (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Lipbite)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
See? That's why no pets.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 04:30 am (UTC)
surfaceshine: (What? No)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
What, and just let 'em wander around killing whoever they want?

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 04:37 am (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Shotgun)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
The hell do you think I am?

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 07:24 am (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Hunters Gonna Hunt)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
I'm a hunter, squeaky. I told you that.

I hunt. And sometimes on the side I wrangle marquis. es. Marquises. Marquisii?

Assholes.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 02:59 pm (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Skeptical)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
There is, but you're not gonna like it.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 03:02 pm (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Shmrug!)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
Stop reacting.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 03:09 pm (UTC)
surfaceshine: (DNW)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
The Marquis, like all good smartasses, only does it for the feedback. Take that away, we lose interest pretty damn quick.

Not saying ignore him. I'm saying don't react.

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-04 03:12 pm (UTC)
surfaceshine: (That's just... no)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
It won't matter, because you're leaving.

[Having to remind Ned consistently is actually beginning to kind of depress Dean.]

[ Private ]

Date: 2013-07-05 01:35 pm (UTC)
surfaceshine: (Family)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
It's not the only good part. You got your deal. You got your girl. You get to go home.

These are good things, squeaky.

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