019 - Sweet Potato [Locked against Alpha]
Sep. 19th, 2013 01:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_nedProblem.
Very, very big problem.
You know that situation that happens when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie and you realize that what you thought was chocolate chips and looked like chocolate chips was actually raisins in disguise?
I think that might have just happened.
Only with...brains instead of raisins.
Four. Four brains. There are four people on this Barge that aren't themselves. My.....someone's switched people's chocolate chip brains for raisins and we need to find them.
Two wardens, two inmates. And I need help finding the raisins and putting them back to chocolate chips before something worse than mild disappointment happens.
Not to cause a panic or anything. No one's panicking.
[Later, Private to Charles Xavier]
Mr...Xavier? Charles Xavier?
It's Ned. The, um. Piemaker.
Very, very big problem.
You know that situation that happens when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie and you realize that what you thought was chocolate chips and looked like chocolate chips was actually raisins in disguise?
I think that might have just happened.
Only with...brains instead of raisins.
Four. Four brains. There are four people on this Barge that aren't themselves. My.....someone's switched people's chocolate chip brains for raisins and we need to find them.
Two wardens, two inmates. And I need help finding the raisins and putting them back to chocolate chips before something worse than mild disappointment happens.
Not to cause a panic or anything. No one's panicking.
[Later, Private to Charles Xavier]
Mr...Xavier? Charles Xavier?
It's Ned. The, um. Piemaker.
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Date: 2013-09-19 05:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-09-19 05:25 pm (UTC)...Sorry. Yes. Yes it is.
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Date: 2013-09-19 05:26 pm (UTC)I'm... a sailor, a layman when it comes to medicine. D'you think you could explain a bit more simply.
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Date: 2013-09-19 05:30 pm (UTC)There are four people on the Barge.
Their personalities are...switched, or altered, or somehow not..themselves.
I don't think they'll realize it. I didn't realize it.
Captain No Imagination is the most helpful Captain
Date: 2013-09-19 05:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-09-19 05:37 pm (UTC)So.
Yes?
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Date: 2013-09-19 05:38 pm (UTC)I'll keep my eye out, then. But I'm no doctor. Don't think I'd know if someone had been beraisined.
(no subject)
Date: 2013-09-19 05:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-09-19 05:41 pm (UTC)No.
Are you?
(no subject)
Date: 2013-09-19 05:45 pm (UTC)But for reasons more directly related to the goings-on.
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Date: 2013-09-19 05:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-09-19 05:50 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2013-09-19 05:53 pm (UTC)On the bottom end of the scale, say, that a man has lost a finger in an accident and is making himself a nuisance in the infirmary. At the top say that a plague is in the ship and even with such roomy quarters it'll kill us all.
Private
Date: 2013-09-19 05:56 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2013-09-19 05:58 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2013-09-19 07:16 pm (UTC)I'd rather there not be any panicking whatsoever.
Private
Date: 2013-09-19 07:27 pm (UTC)Can't you give any other symptoms? Is it like drunkenness, like madness, like battle rage?
Private
Date: 2013-09-19 07:30 pm (UTC)So..it's little personality changes.
Like menopause and puberty.
My inmate put people through menopause and puberty.
Private
Date: 2013-09-19 07:37 pm (UTC)[like hell he'll admit he doesn't know what menopause is. He knows puberty at least and he'll go from that.]
Private
Date: 2013-09-19 07:39 pm (UTC)Re: Private
Date: 2013-09-19 07:48 pm (UTC)Naturally.
[His face has gone particularly wooden.]
Private
Date: 2013-09-19 07:49 pm (UTC)Be on the lookout.