027 - Friendship Raisin
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deadly_ned[In room 1-18, the door is open. The lights are on. And the smell of flour baking in the oven is wafting suspiciously out into the hall.
After two months, the Piemaker is making pies again]
[Private to Iris]
Question.
[Private to the Admiral]
I don't normally.
This is the first time I'm making a.
Right.
In no particular order;
For Ceres, a copy of The Feminine Mystique.
For Ellie, a giant dog-shaped pillow. A really giant one. The size of a twin bed one.
For Ben, a set of board games to play with two or more people.
For John Crichton, a copy of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
For Dr. Lecter...I'll make him a pie. You don't need to give it. I'm doing that one now.
For Selina....I feel a little bit odd giving someone a living pet, but I think she'd be all right with a kitten. If she's not okay with it or you can't do it, Digby and I will take it in. But I think she might want it.
For David Cain, a photo album of pictures of Cassandra.
For Snow White..am I really giving weapons for Christmas? All right. I guess....a dagger would be. Yes.
For Morgana, a landscape painting of her home.
For Marsh...Does he have a sewing machine? Maybe a loom would be better. Okay. Loom. It's what he does.
For Red, I'd like for her to get sheepskin gloves and a scarf. Just for. Pun reasons.
For Lua, a traveler's suitcase with all essentials packed for self-sufficiency.
For the Emperor, a star map detailing the worlds he ruled.
For Raven...Not especially sure but I think maybe a reversible coat would go over well. One that switches color.
For Abigail...I have a feeling she's going to get me a terrible joke book. If she is, I'd like to give her the same one. Taste of her own medicine.
For Esther..does she have a dollhouse yet?
For Iris, some of Chuck's honey and cheese. With the cheese in the shape of her bus.
For Door, I'm making a pie. But I'd also like it if you gave her a walkie-talkie and planted the other in the Marquis' room. I'd like to say it was for emergencies but really we're just going to. Prank him.
For Arthas, the game Risk.
For The Marquis, a coupon book of very specific favors. "This coupon is good for one favor between the months of May and October but only on the weekends between the hours of 6pm and midnight."
For Riddick, a culinary blowtorch that doubles as a weapon. Because. You know. Enemies sneaking up on you when you're trying to make a souffle. And for Partner, a toy shaped like one of his natural predators.
For Dean..Pie. Again. And a AAA membership. Tied to whatever...fake IDs he has.
For Alpha...
I was going to do something practical. Something that could urge him towards graduation. But that's not very..fun at all.
Hold off on Alpha for a moment. I need to talk to Iris.
After two months, the Piemaker is making pies again]
[Private to Iris]
Question.
[Private to the Admiral]
I don't normally.
This is the first time I'm making a.
Right.
In no particular order;
For Ceres, a copy of The Feminine Mystique.
For Ellie, a giant dog-shaped pillow. A really giant one. The size of a twin bed one.
For Ben, a set of board games to play with two or more people.
For John Crichton, a copy of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
For Dr. Lecter...I'll make him a pie. You don't need to give it. I'm doing that one now.
For Selina....I feel a little bit odd giving someone a living pet, but I think she'd be all right with a kitten. If she's not okay with it or you can't do it, Digby and I will take it in. But I think she might want it.
For David Cain, a photo album of pictures of Cassandra.
For Snow White..am I really giving weapons for Christmas? All right. I guess....a dagger would be. Yes.
For Morgana, a landscape painting of her home.
For Marsh...Does he have a sewing machine? Maybe a loom would be better. Okay. Loom. It's what he does.
For Red, I'd like for her to get sheepskin gloves and a scarf. Just for. Pun reasons.
For Lua, a traveler's suitcase with all essentials packed for self-sufficiency.
For the Emperor, a star map detailing the worlds he ruled.
For Raven...Not especially sure but I think maybe a reversible coat would go over well. One that switches color.
For Abigail...I have a feeling she's going to get me a terrible joke book. If she is, I'd like to give her the same one. Taste of her own medicine.
For Esther..does she have a dollhouse yet?
For Iris, some of Chuck's honey and cheese. With the cheese in the shape of her bus.
For Door, I'm making a pie. But I'd also like it if you gave her a walkie-talkie and planted the other in the Marquis' room. I'd like to say it was for emergencies but really we're just going to. Prank him.
For Arthas, the game Risk.
For The Marquis, a coupon book of very specific favors. "This coupon is good for one favor between the months of May and October but only on the weekends between the hours of 6pm and midnight."
For Riddick, a culinary blowtorch that doubles as a weapon. Because. You know. Enemies sneaking up on you when you're trying to make a souffle. And for Partner, a toy shaped like one of his natural predators.
For Dean..Pie. Again. And a AAA membership. Tied to whatever...fake IDs he has.
For Alpha...
I was going to do something practical. Something that could urge him towards graduation. But that's not very..fun at all.
Hold off on Alpha for a moment. I need to talk to Iris.
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Date: 2014-01-02 06:15 am (UTC)Let me see!
[She pulls the pictures close and scrutinizes them, then stares up at Ned seriously.]
Yep. Same eyebrows. And I don't make dad jokes.
They're lucky to have you, you know?
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Date: 2014-01-02 12:46 pm (UTC)I don't know about lucky. They're both grown up by now and they lasted this long without me.
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Date: 2014-01-12 04:39 am (UTC)I'm lucky to have you, too. And I'm grown up. And dead.
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Date: 2014-01-13 04:36 am (UTC)Not dead right now, though. Somewhere else, maybe. But you're alive in the here and now.
Anyway. My brothers don't know about this. Any of this. They think I'm on a sight-seeing tour of all the pie factories in Belgium.
I don't actually know if there are many pie factories in Belgium.
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Date: 2014-01-14 03:59 am (UTC)[She thinks about this for a moment.] When I think of Europe, I think of handmade pie. I don't know why. Or cake. And I think Belgium is chocolate? But I guess they wouldn't be pie experts, would they. That's your job.
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Date: 2014-01-15 04:22 am (UTC)Chocolate pie then.
And no.
They're magicians. Like I said.