033 - Grasshopper

[deadly_ned]

I realize this is sort of coming out of left field. It's so far left that it's left the field and into the parking lot adjacent to said field.

But.


Is there anyone here who could help me build a catapult?


It's for a friend.

Comments

[deadly_ned]

Can we say a severed head is roughly soccerball sized? For accurate measurements.

[darknessb4me]

[He has to rack his memory for a second to remember what a soccer ball is. Oh right, it's a football.]

Yes. But heavier.

[deadly_ned]

It's too bad pumpkins aren't in season this time of year. I don't really have anything on hand that would accurately represent the weight of a severed head.

[darknessb4me]

Ten pounds, give or take. It's very solid.

[deadly_ned]

Squishier if it's been left out too long.

[darknessb4me]

The longer you wait the less it will weigh, yes.

[deadly_ned]

Can I ask where all the severed heads are coming from?

[darknessb4me]

Necks.

[deadly_ned]

That was both a very accurate and completely vague answer at the same time.