033 - Grasshopper

[deadly_ned]

I realize this is sort of coming out of left field. It's so far left that it's left the field and into the parking lot adjacent to said field.

But.


Is there anyone here who could help me build a catapult?


It's for a friend.

Comments

[neverfeltbetter]

Ned...I gotta ask.

[He can't see something like this and NOT ask.]

Why?

[bothfoulandfair]

Why do you need a catapult?

[impure_tale]

...I do really want to know where this is going.

[text]

[routemistress]

normally i would be all over this helping but still a bit too much dead.

also I bet Partner will love the soccer ball flinging. can my boys come play too when it's ready?

[mightthinkthat]

And, out of pure curiosity you understand, where is this catapult likely to end up?

[Private]

[logistical]

Do you have anything specific in mind?

[la_belle_rogue]

You're buildin' him a catapult?

[She's asking mostly rhetorically, because she knows who this is for and she thinks it's sweet. ]

If ya still need another set of hands, Ah'm pretty handy.

[his_drededfate]

I'm afraid I can't help, but I am curious. Why a catapult?

[audio]

[unmakeme]

Does anyone on this ship ever make sane requests, or do we just check normalcy at the door?

[neverfeltbetter]

First off, do we actually have television?

Second, there are plenty of things that don't involve potentially deadly weapons. Teach him to knit.

[la_belle_rogue]

Only between friends.

[neverfeltbetter]

[Nothing but his pride.]

Listen, we got way off topic here. Point is, my first answer stands. Sorry, but I can't help you out.