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Happy Pi(e) Day. The day for both food and math enthusiasts to come together in a spirit of unity and baked goods.

Usually I offer a free pie to the person who can recite the most digits of pi but by the looks of some of the people here....that would probably not be a good idea. Only because we would run out of time and the pie would get cold waiting.

There is a definite out-of-whack ratio of supergeniuses here.

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From:

deadly_ned

If I said blueberry, would you have labeled me xenophobic?

From:

megamind

No. Though you won't like blueberry much if you ever see me bleed. I'm told my vital fluids, high in cobalt, are a similar color to the syrup that forms in blueberry cobbler and pies.

Edited Date: 2013-03-14 07:44 pm (UTC)

From:

deadly_ned

My tolerance for blood and gore is pretty high. That wouldn't upset me. Should it? Not that you bleeding wouldn't be upsetting. Just not in the upset stomach sense of the idea.

And I tend not to eat my own pies.

From:

megamind

Why don't you eat your own pie?

From:

deadly_ned

I ca-

I don't.

[Quick! Subject change!]

How about I just go and make you a pie anyway and trust that no one else here comes anywhere close to your level of digits memorized?

From:

megamind

What sort of private investigator can't eat pie.

[ YOU SAID CAN'T HE HEARD YOU. ]

From:

deadly_ned

Those two things do not naturally correlate to one another. Plenty of people don't eat pie! And what is this, an inquisition?!

From:

megamind

You said can't, first.

This makes you interesting. Who can't eat pie?

From:

deadly_ned

People who suffer from gluten allergies.

From:

megamind

You've never heard of gluten-free living?

From:

deadly_ned

It's very hard to make a gluten-free pie crust. I've tried it. A few times.

Edited Date: 2013-03-14 08:49 pm (UTC)

From:

megamind

When Oprah has a recipe you know it's possible. [ Just sayin'. ] Trust me. Minion knows every recipe that has ever been put out over Oprah.

From:

deadly_ned

You have a cadre of ten Jewish men standing around just to memorize recipes from Oprah?

From:

megamind

...excuse me? Minion isn't Jewish. He's not even human.

From:

deadly_ned

It's just the one guy?

From:

megamind

One fish. Yes.

From:

deadly_ned

Your fish memorizes recipes from Oprah.

From:

megamind

Among other things. He's a very accomplished cook and baker, too. We didn't often get the occasion for pie, though.

From:

deadly_ned

With his...fins?

I would be happy to incorporate more pie into your diet where needed.

[Also very happy we seem to have gotten off the subject of why the Piemaker can't eat his own pies]

From:

megamind

No, with the robotic suit I made for him. Duh.

Man, it's sad that Wanda left. She liked to bake. I never really got into pie. Managing having the right ingredients at the time was always difficult.

From:

deadly_ned

Always with the sarcasm. Fine. With his fins. Apparently.

I've, uh. I've been there. Sometimes it helps to get a bit...creative, your first try. You never know when someone's thrown away a perfectly good strawberry.