003 - Chocolate [Video]

[deadly_ned]

[The Piemaker is in the Barge kitchen, finishing up the last works of the day. On the countertop are two small pies for two graduated inmates, to be picked up or delivered when most convenient.

They're addressed to Megamind and Riddick, with Congratulations written on top. While the Piemaker was never a man to celebrate change, he could appreciate and reward it in others.

There's a third confection that's bothering him. It's the cake-pie. The cake-within-a-pie. The abomination and unholy mash-up of good and evil.

The Piemaker prods it with a spoon]

I'm not sure how safe this is to eat. I know I made it but it's. It looks..untrustworthy.

Never again, Cassandra.

Comments

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[with_my_teacup]

Ooh. [Riddick has a sort of combination medieval/large carnivore reaction to meat-- if it won't poison it, he'll eat it. Offal is very nice, actually.]

Dairy? Mostly fat, some protein. Good stuff.

So can I eat it or will that ruin the message?

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[deadly_ned]

Yes. So. Cheese baked into the crust.

You can eat it. I made it for you.

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[with_my_teacup]

[Riddick wields a knife with his usual unsettling grace, slicing himself out a thick wedge, not bothering with a plate. All table-manners, this one.]

Thanks.

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[deadly_ned]

It is....really alarming how you're just able to do that.