003 - Chocolate [Video]
Apr. 1st, 2013 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_ned[The Piemaker is in the Barge kitchen, finishing up the last works of the day. On the countertop are two small pies for two graduated inmates, to be picked up or delivered when most convenient.
They're addressed to Megamind and Riddick, with Congratulations written on top. While the Piemaker was never a man to celebrate change, he could appreciate and reward it in others.
There's a third confection that's bothering him. It's the cake-pie. The cake-within-a-pie. The abomination and unholy mash-up of good and evil.
The Piemaker prods it with a spoon]
I'm not sure how safe this is to eat. I know I made it but it's. It looks..untrustworthy.
Never again, Cassandra.
They're addressed to Megamind and Riddick, with Congratulations written on top. While the Piemaker was never a man to celebrate change, he could appreciate and reward it in others.
There's a third confection that's bothering him. It's the cake-pie. The cake-within-a-pie. The abomination and unholy mash-up of good and evil.
The Piemaker prods it with a spoon]
I'm not sure how safe this is to eat. I know I made it but it's. It looks..untrustworthy.
Never again, Cassandra.
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Date: 2013-04-03 10:13 am (UTC)[A beat, then a headtilt.]
...whattaya got against meat? You a vegetarian or something? Or did you work in Mrs Lovett's pie shop? 'Cause that could put you off meat for a while if you're weird about that kinda thing.
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Date: 2013-04-03 12:25 pm (UTC)Yes. I mean.
I'm a vegetarian.
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Date: 2013-04-03 04:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-03 04:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-03 04:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-03 04:07 pm (UTC)....Do you really want me to make this.
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Date: 2013-04-03 04:09 pm (UTC)[...what. No it doesn't, Wade, no matter how much you want to say it does. And nobody would know the answer anyway.]
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Date: 2013-04-03 04:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-03 04:12 pm (UTC)I have my ways. ...not weird ways. Very macho manly-man ways. That absolutely don't include trying to steal Thor or Spider-Man's super-underoos.
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Date: 2013-04-03 04:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2013-04-03 05:45 pm (UTC)