004 - Mincemeat
Apr. 11th, 2013 08:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_nedHello, Barge. My name is Ned, and I have a completely arbitrary and unrelated question to ask.
If you had a minute - 60 seconds - with any person currently dead and could talk and interact with them as normal, alive people would...
What would you say or ask them?
I suppose this question goes to the people who are currently...dead....and have alive people back home they're separated from as well.
It's an odd question, I know. But I've been...curious, lately.
Also, would the elf who took my wallet please give it back now? I hope you remember me; I was the piemaker dressed as a Franciscan monk. I hate to treat the network as my own personal Lost Connections newsletter but I really didn't know what other way to get in touch with you.
And if you're not actually an elf, I'm sorry for calling you one.
If you had a minute - 60 seconds - with any person currently dead and could talk and interact with them as normal, alive people would...
What would you say or ask them?
I suppose this question goes to the people who are currently...dead....and have alive people back home they're separated from as well.
It's an odd question, I know. But I've been...curious, lately.
Also, would the elf who took my wallet please give it back now? I hope you remember me; I was the piemaker dressed as a Franciscan monk. I hate to treat the network as my own personal Lost Connections newsletter but I really didn't know what other way to get in touch with you.
And if you're not actually an elf, I'm sorry for calling you one.
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Date: 2013-04-12 01:54 am (UTC)Probably.
Although what I know from Star Trek slightly contradicts this theory.
Thank god you're not a Tribble.
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Date: 2013-04-12 01:58 am (UTC)[ OH WELL. ]
Also there are plenty of physical differences. I have a central heart and a back up heart for my brainstem, because it needs the extra push, I'm meant for a lower gravity than you so I'm shorter than I would probably have been on my planet, and my bones are much more flexible!
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:01 am (UTC)So...let me see if I'm understanding this right. Your bones don't break as easily?
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:07 am (UTC)Back pain, less so. But I hear yoga is...good?
I don't know what yoga for flexible aliens would look like but I imagine Captain Kirk would have a word or two to say on the subject.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:18 am (UTC)Just thought I'd check.
Maybe you need to invent your own yoga.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:33 am (UTC)Unless you're doing it very...very wrong.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:40 am (UTC)[And there's something unerringly unflinching when the Piemaker says that.]
Still. I've never seen anyone die from too much stretching.
Unless it was on a rack. But you'd need special equipment and a much smaller brain to try that.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:43 am (UTC)Point taken.
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Date: 2013-04-12 04:09 am (UTC)Well, ex-supervillain.
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