009 - Key Lime

[deadly_ned]

I am only just now realizing that a dark and terrible storm is lurking over the horizon and that I may or may not have the resources necessary to prepare myself to face it.


And since I have one, and only one skill to offer in exchange..


Pies for any sort of sword-fighting or survivalist training for me and my inmate.


Please.


We're not fighters. At least, I'm not a fighter...much. I don't like to put words in the mouths of other people. I like to put pie there instead.

Or...room-cleaning, or I know Morse Code but I'm not sure how handy that will come in, but it's sort of a nifty little party trick when you're bored and have nothing better to do, but that might take a substantially larger amount of time than a simple comfort food hand-off.

[Locked to Thomas]

Digby has been re-homed. My room is officially dog-free. So you can...come, and go as you please.

If it pleases.

Also I may or may not have volunteered us both to go to a card game. Do you play cards? I can do a, um. A crash course.

Comments

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[deadly_ned]

You don't need to know. This isn't a need to know thing.


All you need to know right now is that none of them died by a sword and I don't know any survivalist training.

And that I'm not a serial killer or a warrior.

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[mattersverymuch]

What I need to know is decided by one person alone. It's not you.

I don't care if you're a serial killer or a warrior. I'll show you what I know regardless.

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[deadly_ned]

That's all I ask.

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[mattersverymuch]

Three days.

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[deadly_ned]

Three days. I get it.