009 - Key Lime

[deadly_ned]

I am only just now realizing that a dark and terrible storm is lurking over the horizon and that I may or may not have the resources necessary to prepare myself to face it.


And since I have one, and only one skill to offer in exchange..


Pies for any sort of sword-fighting or survivalist training for me and my inmate.


Please.


We're not fighters. At least, I'm not a fighter...much. I don't like to put words in the mouths of other people. I like to put pie there instead.

Or...room-cleaning, or I know Morse Code but I'm not sure how handy that will come in, but it's sort of a nifty little party trick when you're bored and have nothing better to do, but that might take a substantially larger amount of time than a simple comfort food hand-off.

[Locked to Thomas]

Digby has been re-homed. My room is officially dog-free. So you can...come, and go as you please.

If it pleases.

Also I may or may not have volunteered us both to go to a card game. Do you play cards? I can do a, um. A crash course.

Comments

[deadly_ned]

It's probably a good idea you don't.

I think people who hang onto trash are referred to by other people as hoarders.

I'm so sorry Ned!

[forsaken_queen]

You cannot possibly be this stupid. You are either being deliberately obtuse or you have a severe death wish.

Sylv...

[winterinlordaeron]

Sylvanas, that's enough. Leave him be.

I DO WHAT I WANT!

[forsaken_queen]

Dearest Warden, when did I ever give you the impression that I follow your orders?

:c

[winterinlordaeron]

Not really ever, I just hoped that maybe you'd see sense that you shouldn't be threatening a Warden.

[forsaken_queen]

You all seem to think that your meager title is some sort of shield to protect you.

[winterinlordaeron]

It's not just a title, it's a job, here. One I intend to see though, whether you like it or not.

[forsaken_queen]

[She laughs, cruel and condescending.]

You are an utter fool.

[winterinlordaeron]

Maybe I am, but it does me alright so far.

[forsaken_queen]

So far. [Nope, that doesn't have cryptic shady feel to it. Not at all.]

It's okay! He can take it!

[deadly_ned]

I don't know where that phrase came from. Death wish. There are easier ways to wish for death than to court a terrifying undead woman with what is probably an arsenal of weaponry at her disposal.

I <3 you. Really I do.

[forsaken_queen]

[Actually, her arsenal is very minimal. But she makes up for it in creativity. Promise.]

Likely so. Yet here you are, doing exactly that.

<3!

[deadly_ned]

I'm not. I promise I'm not. I'm just trying to keep my inmate alive.

That's all.

[forsaken_queen]

I think you should be a little more concerned about yourself.

[deadly_ned]

I'm not concerned about myself. Maybe that is foolish and stupid but I'm..not.

I'm sorry if you were trying to strike fear into my heart.

[forsaken_queen]

When I strike for your heart, little man, it will be with something far more substantial than fear.

[deadly_ned]

I'm 6'3''.

[forsaken_queen]

You think height makes a difference. You are still small, insignificant and disposable.

[deadly_ned]

If you meant to say 'little' in the derogatory and not the literal sense you should have specified earlier. More people would understand what you mean when you speak clearly.

[forsaken_queen]

[You aren't doing yourself any favors here Ned.]

The lack of understanding is on your shoulders, neore. As I said before, it is painfully obvious you are incapable of understanding the simplest concepts.

[deadly_ned]

Why do you talk to me if you get so frustrated over what I do and don't understand?

[forsaken_queen]

I spoke to the death knight. You engaged me.

[deadly_ned]

Because you're in my post. You can't show up to a party and not talk to the host. That's just rude.

[winterinlordaeron]

Enough, I said.

[forsaken_queen]

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