004 - Mincemeat
Apr. 11th, 2013 08:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_nedHello, Barge. My name is Ned, and I have a completely arbitrary and unrelated question to ask.
If you had a minute - 60 seconds - with any person currently dead and could talk and interact with them as normal, alive people would...
What would you say or ask them?
I suppose this question goes to the people who are currently...dead....and have alive people back home they're separated from as well.
It's an odd question, I know. But I've been...curious, lately.
Also, would the elf who took my wallet please give it back now? I hope you remember me; I was the piemaker dressed as a Franciscan monk. I hate to treat the network as my own personal Lost Connections newsletter but I really didn't know what other way to get in touch with you.
And if you're not actually an elf, I'm sorry for calling you one.
If you had a minute - 60 seconds - with any person currently dead and could talk and interact with them as normal, alive people would...
What would you say or ask them?
I suppose this question goes to the people who are currently...dead....and have alive people back home they're separated from as well.
It's an odd question, I know. But I've been...curious, lately.
Also, would the elf who took my wallet please give it back now? I hope you remember me; I was the piemaker dressed as a Franciscan monk. I hate to treat the network as my own personal Lost Connections newsletter but I really didn't know what other way to get in touch with you.
And if you're not actually an elf, I'm sorry for calling you one.
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Date: 2013-04-12 01:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-12 01:57 am (UTC)[The straightest face.]
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Date: 2013-04-12 01:59 am (UTC)Although if the person you were speaking to is already dead, that sentence of yours is sort of...moot.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:01 am (UTC)I actually know what my name was gonna be, though, when we switched places with ourselves for a flood. Alternate selves, obviously. Can't steal Megamind's.
Yeah, I guess I'm tapped out.
[AKA the real answers are extremely sad and the fuck he's admitting to them in front of strangers.
Jack I'm sorry I just wanted you to have a better life than I did.]
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:04 am (UTC)What was your name?
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:05 am (UTC)Wait, I got mine. I would tell Johns to go fuck himself just one more time.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:08 am (UTC)That's an...interesting use of a minute's worth of time.
Although I bet you could squeeze in six or seven 'fucks' in under a minute.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:10 am (UTC)[He puts on his primmest, butter-wouldn't-melt face.]
I didn't like him very much.
[So much of an understatement it's compressing into diamond as we speak.]
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:13 am (UTC)Minus the 'fucks', but keeping the sentiment.
All I'm saying is that some people don't deserve forgiveness. That seems sort of an odd thing for a warden to say and while I'm not saying no one is above redemption, there are some things you just can't let go.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:24 am (UTC)Sorry we crashed your post. I'll make you a pastry. This one will be edible.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:26 am (UTC)No meat with mine, please. I know you're a budding carnivore but I'm strictly vegetarian.
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From:[threadjack/private/Riddick]
Date: 2013-04-12 02:05 am (UTC)[threadjack/private/Riddick]
Date: 2013-04-12 02:06 am (UTC)I don't actually mind 'Riddick'. I'm more Richard Riddick than I am Taras Krieg. [one shoulder lift.]
Would you ask for your name?
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:12 am (UTC)[threadjack/private/Riddick]
Date: 2013-04-12 02:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-12 02:08 am (UTC)[ Hey Riddick. ]
Though we often screw that up.
[ ...he's owning his, okay. ]
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:09 am (UTC)Also gives us strength in numbers to ambush people.
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Date: 2013-04-12 02:11 am (UTC)OH!
Actually... I might have a favor to ask regarding working off some steam, and testing out some equipment. Probably CES. Thoughts?
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