009 - Key Lime
May. 9th, 2013 11:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deadly_nedI am only just now realizing that a dark and terrible storm is lurking over the horizon and that I may or may not have the resources necessary to prepare myself to face it.
And since I have one, and only one skill to offer in exchange..
Pies for any sort of sword-fighting or survivalist training for me and my inmate.
Please.
We're not fighters. At least, I'm not a fighter...much. I don't like to put words in the mouths of other people. I like to put pie there instead.
Or...room-cleaning, or I know Morse Code but I'm not sure how handy that will come in, but it's sort of a nifty little party trick when you're bored and have nothing better to do, but that might take a substantially larger amount of time than a simple comfort food hand-off.
[Locked to Thomas]
Digby has been re-homed. My room is officially dog-free. So you can...come, and go as you please.
If it pleases.
Also I may or may not have volunteered us both to go to a card game. Do you play cards? I can do a, um. A crash course.
And since I have one, and only one skill to offer in exchange..
Pies for any sort of sword-fighting or survivalist training for me and my inmate.
Please.
We're not fighters. At least, I'm not a fighter...much. I don't like to put words in the mouths of other people. I like to put pie there instead.
Or...room-cleaning, or I know Morse Code but I'm not sure how handy that will come in, but it's sort of a nifty little party trick when you're bored and have nothing better to do, but that might take a substantially larger amount of time than a simple comfort food hand-off.
[Locked to Thomas]
Digby has been re-homed. My room is officially dog-free. So you can...come, and go as you please.
If it pleases.
Also I may or may not have volunteered us both to go to a card game. Do you play cards? I can do a, um. A crash course.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:10 am (UTC)private
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:14 am (UTC)So I give you this completely vague and not-at-all clear favor.
What do you do to keep my inmate safe?
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:18 am (UTC)I show him how to survive. How to lay low when necessary and when to run. How to build a fire and set a trap.
I show him how not to die.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:19 am (UTC)I agree.
You've got your favor.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:19 am (UTC)Will I be showing you the same?
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:24 am (UTC)Name a place and time convenient to both of you.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:27 am (UTC)private
Date: 2013-05-10 04:28 am (UTC)[This is not a no, it's just a warning. Then a beat.]
Fine.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:29 am (UTC)[And because he has NO idea how to address his now-instructor..]
Thank you, Mr. Marquis.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:31 am (UTC)I'm not a mister.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:32 am (UTC)You can help volunteer correct information at any point in time.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:33 am (UTC)You're still wrong, by the way. Keep guessing. You have three days.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:40 am (UTC)That's probably not true but I like to hold out hope for it.
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Date: 2013-05-10 04:41 am (UTC)Thank you for agreeing to teach me and Thomas.
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